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I got this from a friend of mine. It might be some old stuff but it made laugh a lot so though of sharing it through this blog :)
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Letter from Banta Singh of Punjab to Mr. Bill Gates of Microsoft
Subject: Problems with my new computer

Dear Mr. Bill Gates,

We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems,
which I want to bring to your notice.

1. There is a button ’start’ but there is no ’stop’ button. We request you to check this.
2. We find there is ‘Run’ in the menu. One of my friends clicked ‘run’ he ran up to Amritsar!

So, we request you to change that to ’sit’, so that we can click that by sitting.
3. One doubt is whether any ‘re-scooter’ is available in system?
I find only ‘re-cycle’, but I own a scooter at my home.
4. There is ‘Find’ button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the
door key and we tried a lot trace the key with this ‘ find’ button, but was
unable to trace. Please rectify this problem.
5. My child learnt ‘Microsoft word‘ now he wants to learn ‘Microsoft
sentence’, so when you will provide that?
6. I bought computer, CPU, mouse and keyboard, but there is only one icon
which shows ‘MY Computer’: when you will provide the remaining items?
7. It is surprising that windows says ‘MY Pictures’ but there is not even a
single photo of mine. So when will you keep my photo in that.
8. There is ‘MICROSOFT OFFICE‘ what about ‘MICROSOFT HOME’ since I use the
PC at home only.
9. You provided ‘My Recent Documents’. When you will provide ‘My Past Documents’?
10. You provide ‘My Network Places’. For God sake please do not provide ‘My
Secret Places’. I do not want to let my wife know where I go after my office hours.Regards,
Banta

Last one to Mr Bill Gates :

Sir, how is it that your name is Gates but u are selling WINDOWS?

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parrarel parking
So are guys better at driving,parking and directions than gals?? Interesting question huh? To me also it sounds pretty interesting…More interesting would be the answers to this question. From guys I expect to hear a unanimous “YES”. Before you guys make any opinion, whatever I am gonna write about it has been my experience with my circle of friends and ppl around which might not be true for everybody ….

Well till some time back I used
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After having tough competition for two months finally Piyush did a hat-trick by getting one more ticket :D. He recently got a new Honda Accord V6 ..While he was testing how fast can his car go on 101 , Mr Cop appearred on the scene and said ” Long time man ..Where have you been ? :P” ..Piyush
said ” Ntg man , I was missing you and was missing getting a ticket”.Cop said ” Dun worry, here I m and here is your ticket ” ..
Actually Piyush was so passionate about getting a ticket that instead of seeing the following
speed limit

He read it as
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Till now Mr Piyush was following the trend of getting one ticket per week… People were little disappointed when the trend was broken the last weekend when he was actually supposed to make the hat-trick :(

We tried really hard to help him get atleast one ticket but alas no success …Piyush has been constantly progressing.. First time he got the seat belt ticket on the back seat ..The week after that he got the ticket while he was on the passenger seat…..So now he needs to be on the driver’s seat to get his next ticket…

Neither Piyush and nor his frnds have given up ..we have full faith in him …If not this week , he ll definitely achieve his goal next week ….

Following videos will encourage him more and he ll realize that its not at all difficult to get a ticket :D



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Well It was long since I played a prank. Also Abu(my colleague) was due for a prank.He just joined 1 month back and didnt know much about the policies in our company …Last friday thought of playing a prank on him. I just wanted to have him ph interview a fake person, who can give him a tough time… I started making the base by telling him that he ll need to interview someone and I would pass him the resume of the person. I also asked him as to what kind of questions he would ask and he was like ” I dont ask technical questions, I mainly look for the aptitude of the candidate.” . I was like “ok …lets see” …

Last Friday I asked Ajit(another colleague) , if he knows someone who can be that ph interview candidate.. He was like ” what ph interview?? ..Lets have onsite interview :p” …I was like “wow ..:D” …It was 5:30 pm on Friday ..We decided to do it on Friday itself …We had very less time since interview was supposed to be at 6pm …Abu has already lost faith in me coz of my other pranks , so I couldn’t ask him for the interview …

We decided to ask a senior person to ask Abu for the interview on the pretext that he had some emergency.

At 5:35 pm

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Any prankster like me will be tempted to play some pranks on april fool’s day when it becomes their legal right to do that ;) ….However I could not think of anything new and it was saturday(not a working day) so had to do the preparation on Friday itself.. I was talking to one of my colleagues as to how to fool others and we thought of playing with ppl’s bashrc file ….Who else other than Mona(my colleague) can be a better target who leaves her system unlocked and go to places (so nice of her ;) )…. I just had 5 min to mess with her bashrc when she went to get coffee..

Jus adding the following cmds did the charm :)

alias cd=’echo “System Error”‘
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